"Have a fart quick put! I have to go back for lunch later! "
"That …" Jiraiya swallowed a mouthful of saliva. "That you first drank that jar your daughter brought you. It was indeed malt liquor, but the jar behind it was filled with …"
"What is it? You’re right. Don’t be such a bitch! If you are a man, be a man! " Flying horse despise way
"Well, don’t get mad, don’t hit me and don’t bother me!"
"Do you say or not? If you don’t talk, I’ll trouble you now! " Said pegasus is about to start work.
"I said behind you to drink that is I installed the horse urine! I’m here to get some horse urine and give it to Gang Shou and orochimaru. I don’t think your people just happened to be in the toilet, so that’s why I had that misunderstanding. Besides, I’m a human being and you are horses. I won’t look for you no matter how ridiculous I am, right …? " Said behind Jiraiya’s speech speed is getting slower and slower, and the sound is getting smaller and smaller, while the opposite Pegasus clan patriarch Pegasus’s face is getting redder and redder. In the end, almost his body is going to get angry!
"You said you came here to pack some horse urine?"
"Uh-huh!" Jiraiya Xiao tou zhi Dian
"You said that Caier started the pot with wine?"
"Uh-huh!"
"You said that I drank it later because you pretended to be a horse?"
"Uh-huh!" Jiraiya nodded quickly, but he immediately knew that something was wrong and shook his head. "No, it’s not!"
"Jiraiya, you die for me!" Angry Pegasus directly rewarded Jiraiya with fifteen pieces of wind dun and practice playing! Bearing package Jiraiya!
"No, Brother Pegasus, listen to me!"
Jiraiya didn’t know how to avoid the Pegasus attack. He immediately jumped out of the Pegasus attack range and surrendered.
"Do you want to explain? You want to explain this? Huh? "
"I …" Jiraiya was speechless.
"Good, good, since you have nothing to say, then you can die for me!" Several practice bombs hit again.
Magic Yan just looked at his dad outside toward Jiraiya "spit out" several spittle stars. He felt a little sick and came out first, and let Jiraiya accept his dad’s trial alone. But just for a moment, Dad actually fought with Jiraiya. What on earth is this situation?
"Brother, don’t go!"
"What?"
"That old man in color has two jars of horse urine in our toilet and one jar was broken by Dad!"
Magic Yan thought it seemed to be true. When the people were scared out, they happened to see and hear him scream and prepare the toilet. Dad just met Jiraiya who fled from the toilet, so he left Jiraiya with Dad himself! At that time, it seemed that an altar was really broken!
"What about the other altar?"
"Just now, I sent malt liquor to Dad to drink. Dad said it was delicious, but I didn’t know why there was another jar around him. At first, I didn’t mean it, but I just heard the old man say that he was going to drink another jar of wine for Gang Shou and orochimaru!"
"What? You mean dad drank his own horse urine? "
"Well, that’s almost what it means!"
Surprisingly, when I heard my dad drinking horse urine, my first feeling was actually
"Ha ha ha ha too much fun! I didn’t expect dad to be so stupid when he couldn’t, sister. Should we tell our mother? "
"Of course, such fun things must tell mother! Hum, and that bad old man won’t give him a kiss. It’s hard to get my face wet every time! "
God, what are these brothers and sisters? This logic … Okay, is this logic?
In fact, many animals really don’t feel how "insulting" drinking urine is! We often see Erha smelling his own poo and then smelling it stuffy! However, relatives and psychic beasts naturally have to avoid these flying horses to be so "grumpy"!
Chapter 61 Gang Shou is like watching Jiraiya.
No matter where you go, no matter where you go, Jiraiya is a tragedy and it is a very big tragedy!
Gang Shou and Mr. and Mrs. Watergate are having dinner at orochimaru Skunk House. They are discussing while eating.
"Gang Shou’s adult teacher Jiraiya can come back today?"
Gang Shou seriously thought about it for two seconds (actually, he immediately dropped a piece of braised pork when Jiu Xinnai asked) "It should be better if he doesn’t come back, so no one will grab meat with me!"
"But is it really good for Lord Gang Shou?" Jiu Xinnai sat beside Gang Shou, and she actually began to worry about Jiraiya and Gang Shou.
"What is really good?" Gang Shou asked casually, at this time of others, their departments were all ears.
"Oh, I said that he chased you. You are also a big boss. You see that Naruto in our family is so big …"
"Don’t talk about it. It’s impossible for me and him!"
Nine sinai hurriedly asked "what? What is impossible? Don’t you really know what teachers think these years? "
"Girl, you found such a reliable man from the beginning, so you can naturally talk like a baby, but have you ever thought that Jiraiya is really suitable for me?"
I cried silently while eating at the Watergate. Why did I lie down again? No, you can’t see me, you can’t see me.
"The amount is not suitable for? What? "
"It is very inappropriate! For what? This is really a matter of two people, on the one hand, he and on the other hand, I! Nai Nai, let me ask you, what kind of person do you think I am! "
Gang Shou’s question attracted all three of his men, and they pricked up their ears.
"The strong nature needless to say Gang Shou adult strength that is not the general strong but super strong! Domineering, needless to say, can lead a village and is the strongest village. Women are naturally not generally domineering! Role model you are a super role model for women like us! So you are the enemy in my eyes! No one can deserve you! " Jiu Xin Nai poured out all the beans from the heart as soon as he got there!
"Yes, you also said that no one deserves me. Do you still think Jiraiya is suitable for me?"
"Well ….." Nine sinai is stupid, not only nine sinai, but even Watergate shook his head with a wry smile. He saw that Mr. Jiraiya was really hopeless!
"But …"
"Don’t be a jerk. I ask you, if Watergate’s strength was lower than yours, he would have saved you from Yunren. Would you have been secretly committed to that?"
"This … this didn’t happen after all, and I don’t know, but there was a Watergate that didn’t laugh at my hair color!"
"You’re right. Watergate really doesn’t laugh at your hair color, but you know what Jiraiya said about me?" Although her words were addressed to Jiu Xinnai, she looked at orochimaru in the direction.
"Bitch airport …" I don’t know what orochimaru suddenly felt that if he spoke later, he might die! So he swallowed it decisively!
"It’s not that I didn’t give him a chance, but that he never seized it! Honestly, even when I knew each other, it was even longer when I was with Jiraiya! After all, we grew up together as childhood friends! But it is precisely because I grew up with him that I know him better and whiter. He is not suitable for me! "
"Well, is it because Jiraiya’s adult is too useless? Lord Gang Shou is too strong? " Nine sinai suddenly asked
"It’s ok!" Gang Shou said vaguely with food in his mouth.
"Then why don’t you give him a chance to enlist you?"
"Why do women wronged themselves? He can’t drop me, or am I wrong? Can say that he really doesn’t understand me! You know, I don’t have a boyfriend, but the male ticket is dead! "
Nine Sinatra’s face is black. What Gang Shou’s adult says is so straightforward, so tough, so … Well, nine Sinatra’s words are poor!
"This is from my side, from his side, Nai Nai. Do you think he is a qualified husband? Show me that you can compare him with your Watergate! "
Lord Gang Shou, can you strap me? I will die miserably.
"I see this. Watergate never philanderes and doesn’t go to nightclubs, and it doesn’t go to Jiraiya’s adult with sanhua. It seems to be a frequent visitor to all nightclubs and fireworks!
This will PASS him off!
Then, I’m lucky that Mr. Jiraiya usually likes to spy on girls taking a bath. From this point of view, Mr. Jiraiya is not suitable to be a husband if he PASS problems!